horses

thatanomalousblog:

I’ve come too far to risk all this good luck

muffinsforsale:

learn to hide that shit better bro

c2oh:

ac what the fuck

derse-dicks:

so my dad and i went out to eat and as we were waiting for the elevator

my dad had a small conversation with the person in the box beforehand

DAD YOU LET MY HUSBAND GO???!?? WE WERE GOING ON THE SAME FLOOR

evilguineapiginator:

darbesaurus:

tittymonsta:

cfgirlflying:

schoolofcharmmentality:

missmeoh:

kestrelsansjesses:

mariaacristina:

Some ignorant asshole left this note on my sisters car today!! My sister was parked in a handicap spot WITH her handicap sticker on the mirror and some jerk has the nerve to write this note to her! My sister has Cystic Fibrosis, a condition which attacks the lungs. She is very sick but you cannot tell just by looking at her. She cannot breathe when walking in this heat! So screw you ignorant jerk!!! I hate you!! Please share this with whoever you can! Thank you!

Fuck people who do this. I’ve been harassed in person before for using my handicap placard, and the woman made me cry. No apologies. She just drove away.

THIS INFURIATES ME.

I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE SOMETIMES.

Makes me so mad.

I’m about to kill someone

One time my uncle parked in a handicapped spot and started to get out of the car, and some lady came up and started yelling at him. She said a bunch of rude stuff about him not being handicapped, so he pulled up his pant leg and took off his prosthetic leg without a word.

Do they expect people to fall out of the car and crawl along the floor or something? Not every disability is visible!

michaelbeara:

sam:

vondell-swain:

adamusprime:

vondell-swain:

bad news apple

now im wondering why the hell i didnt make this joke

those aren’t even bees though they’re fucking wasps

nurgal:

✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

The length of a girls hair does not dictate her sexuality

✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

jinq:

there she is

the most beautiful girl in the universe

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

lolzpicx:

Just searching for a place I’ll fit in.

loganmcowen:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

ESCAPE CAKE
ESCAKE

mac or pc? sry i use barbie

scottnoblethemetacrisis:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

My grandfather nearly shat himself laughing at this

actualhomosexualdirkstrider:

Z

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

can u feel the heat on ma skin can u feel all ma lovin u and me we’re stanDING ON THE SUN WITH MY NEW BEYONE SHIRT CAN I GET AN AMEN

we did it beyonce shirt we did it we climbed this whole mountain our selfie got 1000 notes we rest sweet child we can rest

sIKE AINT NO SUCH THIS AS REST FOR THE FABULOUS CAN I GET A SOUL CLAP